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John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3
by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020
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John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
by Teilmi February 4, 2020
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Johns

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate
by Life360 March 31, 2020
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John

John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.
by Georgia Girl April 16, 2020
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Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
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John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)
"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."
by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020
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John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
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