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ty the lame cat guy

ayy ty i love you
aka a cat guy with no life
by ZaydenTHeOGMemeMaster March 2, 2017
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I'm going to walk the cat.

Getting a female to have intercourse with you.
James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)
by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008
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Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.
Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

.................................

...................................

Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.
by Oreo cream September 22, 2009
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a cat shit in my mouth

From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
by Amy F. September 12, 2008
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Go eat a cat then shake it !

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|
by arthur cornopolstein the 3th January 9, 2008
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Black Cat, Black Kitten.

Meaning that a child copies their parents. Usually if the thing the child copies is a bad thing. eg; drugs, alcohol, criminal offences, adultery.

an irish saying.
Susan: Did you hear that Jane cheated on her husband with another fella?

Margaret: Aint that strange? Her mother did the exact same thing 10 years ago.

Susan: Well, you know what they say. Black cat, black kitten.
by gee;x. November 13, 2011
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