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It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 30, 2015
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jk all day

when you are basically just kidding and dont really give a shit but you say it just so they think you mean it but you dont give afuck about it.
i slabed your fat ass inh the face, ohh jk all day bro!
Your ass was gorgouse jk all day bitch!
by jk all day June 11, 2011
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term-it-all

someone who has the ability to make a term for almost anything
person 1: Did you hear he mad a term for packing quickly?

person 2: Ya, he's such a term-it-all.
by junk boy 3 October 3, 2008
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The Route of All Evil

The root of all evil;
The jealousy and envy of those with money, causes hatred that can tear apart families.
How they feel about everything I’ve accomplished is the route of all evil.
by Mamabear1214 August 28, 2020
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I'm all edge

Being up for anything. Being ready to go.
Bro #1 : Wanna suck my dick, bro?
Bro #2 : Sure, I'm all edge bro.
by MawkShawt September 6, 2019
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macking all over

dude i was totally macking all over Lily last night. so wild.
by littlebug November 6, 2017
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