because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.

Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

Cordelia Goode

Cordelia Goode the only supreme!

Cordelia Goode - the supreme of the world

by nofacenocaseperiodt August 22, 2021

"'It Has To Be As Good As It Sounds, The Sexual Intercourse, I Mean

"'It Has To Be As Good As It Sounds, The Sexual Intercourse, I Mean

"'It Has To Be As Good As It Sounds, The Sexual Intercourse, I Mean

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.

"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007

What's Good Witchu?

Street Slang Meanin' What's Goin' On With You?, What's Goin' On With Yew?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, What's Trendin' With You?, What's Trendin' With Yew?, What's New With You? & What's New With Yew?

"Yo Killa Cam!! What's Good Witchu? Zero. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.

by Hzr February 23, 2022

Good Lovin’

One, two, three
I was feeling, so bad
I asked my family doctor just what I had
I said Doctor (Doctor)
Mr. M.D. (Doctor)
Now can you tell me what's ailing me (Doctor)
He said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yes indeed, all I, I really need
Now gimme that good, good lovin'
(Good love) All I need is love
(Good love) Good, good lovin' baby
(Good love)
Now honey please, squeeze me tight (Squeeze me tight)
Don't you want your baby to feel alright

I said baby (Baby)
Now it's for sure (It's for sure)
I got the fever, yeah
And you got the cure (Got the cure)
Everybody yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yes indeed, all I, I really need
Now come on and gimme that lovin'
(Good love) All I need is lovin'
(Good love) Good, good lovin' baby
(Good love)
All I need is love
(Good love) All I want is love
(Good love) Lovin' you early in the morning now
(Good love) Lovin' you late at night now
(Good love) Love, love
(Good love) Love, love, love, love, love

Good Lovin’

by Death Menace April 14, 2023

Good Morning

When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes

After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.

by 6manoftheyear January 8, 2022