Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

LET THEM EAT CAKE

A message of Gluttony

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025

Cake Daddy

An older fit gentleman who's very in shape, noticeably attractive, and is old enough to have children.

"Jeff is such a cake daddy!"

"What's a cake daddy?"

"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"

"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"

by thickthighsBBW June 19, 2025

Icing on the cake

When you take a shit in a urinal on top of the urinal cake and spread it out with your finger.

Oh man dude, I just put icing on the cake in that bitch!

by rennerk March 19, 2022

Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017