I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Bean

He’s a solid bean.

Gets all the ladies.

Staying strong through no nut November,
Looks like Clay Jenson from 13 reasons why (very slightly I don’t care if you can’t see it)
On route to destroy the A9 unit💪🏽.

That’s bean right there, fighting the A9 unit!

by 1409real name November 1, 2019

silly little bean sprout

what raymond and connor call eli and klitz as a joke

raymond: “be right back you silly little bean sprouts”
eli: “ WHAT THE FUCK”

by lukewarm water July 29, 2022

Kosher Beans

An amalgamation of "Everything's Kosher" and "Cool beans".

Used to communicate that you agree and all's good.

-Yo, we still going to the bar tonight?
-Yeah bro. I'll roll by at around 9 to pick you up.
-Kosher Beans.

by CoBludIt August 17, 2022

Bean Chad

To look like a bean and smell like a bean.
And wear your hat backwards like a cool guy.

Johnathan : Bean chad never lets me eat lunch!

Vasya : Damnit Taras!

by 2 left boots November 12, 2020

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025

Green bean

A 80 MG fentanol

I'm going to snort this green bean bro!

by stronghulk13 April 19, 2023