szalation 3:13

“calm down shit could be worse
never say that” -Blind by SZA

what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy

ivan: you know it can always get worse from here, stop freaking out
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh

by conspirngbitch July 7, 2023

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:3

A Furry version of. “:)”

Huggie wuggie :3

by anonymous March 3, 2021

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3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.

After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.

by Ryan331 December 9, 2023

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It means that the person who sent it thinks that you are not necessarily a loser, but are not as cool as the 2 other people they're currently having sex with.. You just aren't as good as 3 people are, and you can't do what 2 additional people can do for them

Emo: hey can we smash?
Person you want to smash with: <3 (sorry you're just not as good as the menage et trois I'm having, loser)

by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021

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Ephesians 1:3

Noun; The act of several men in skin colored gimps suits performing a boococky whilst on 10 foot tall A-frame latters.

A sex act based on the line in Ephesians talking about the Lords love coming from above.

Just like the in the Bible, she felt the love from on high, when she received an Ephesians 1:3 from the boys.

by vesu December 21, 2018

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