gumbo dick

Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have sex.

Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.

Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and fuck. Imma make him wait

Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.

(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)

Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.

by Hobo scratch June 9, 2017

Dick Leafy

When you fuckin in the woods.

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”

by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

Cooter dick

Trans female to male

That one has a cooter dick

by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020

Dick wag

A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.

Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.

by Why u bullyin meh November 28, 2018

Dick Splatter

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

brail dick

a man with genital warts

Sheri was mortified to find out that Glen had brail dick.

by rebuff July 20, 2014

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018