Bean

A fraud or certi waffler

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive

by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021

Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean

Trip deane bake bean

by bake beans November 16, 2022

Beans

Nickname for someone named Owen

Beans come try this soup.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean trade

When you want a "Bean trade" with another guy that means you want to have annal sex

Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do

by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024

saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.

"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"

by Lolingbean August 2, 2016

mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020