do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

Tiny Guy

Might be someone like Octobie, and they would be about Potato bug size.

"Wow do see that Tiny Guy Octobie? He looks like a Tiny Guy!"

by Octobie April 15, 2022

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

TATs guy

A guy who likes Thighs ass and tits and can't decide between the three.

"Thighs,
Tits,
Or ass?"
"I'm a TATs guy"
"What's that?"
Yea TATs

"T for thighs
A for ass
T for tits"

by New world chad June 16, 2022

That guy

a guy who no one really likes but he's just there

''you know that guy''.

''ya''

by that guy5301 April 30, 2019

guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.

by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019

every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron

Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?

by Officer Height September 8, 2020