Lumpy Fart

When you shit yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

Pocket fart

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.

Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.

by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018

fart dunk

a motion executed during the escalation of awesome times; involving at least two individuals: one making a 'dunking' motion - flopping the hand over at the wrist over the protruding behind of the other - as if catching and dunking the latter's fart.

Happy birthday, Zack! Lean over - i'm going to fart dunk your ass!

by nodiggityjenkim January 19, 2011

Fart Fucked

When you fart through an opening or hole of an object.

I just fart fucked that customers donut.

by Psytocrophic September 19, 2016

productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

Fart Cola

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...

by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012

Fart cum

You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.

I did a fart cum with my mom.

by Niggerscanhavesexwithdildos April 13, 2021