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Sad Faced

When you are depressed but can't show emotion being an emotionless tool.
Example: Anthony was sad faced when they canceled Heroes but renewed One Tree Hill FUCKING AGAIN CAUSE THAT SHOW SUCKS COCK BUT THEY KEEP IT AROUND.
by Anthony Makes Cheese and Whore November 26, 2010
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Captain Face

a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.
Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."
by 4 Lokos December 3, 2010
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Facebook Face

The overly excited/happy expression used for all social photographs in which subjects wish to appear as though they are living a much more exciting and glamourous life than they really are (in bars, clubs, etc); comes from the knowledge that the photos will be on facebook the next day.
We sat at the bar and laughed as the 3 girls across from us squeezed together and put on their facebook faces for their drunk friend's camera phone.
by granola-grrrl December 9, 2010
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NASCAR-face

someone who, upon seeing their face, you know probably watches NASCAR; also see hick, redneck, white trash, or trailer trash.
At the beach
Megan: Oh that guy in the blue board shorts by the water has a hot body!
Sarah: Agreed but I got a better look at him earlier and he totally has NASCAR-face.
Megan: Pitty.

At Walmart
Jeff: Why does Walmart seem to have such a high ratio of NASCAR-face?
Jake (holding up a Dale Earnhart Jr. t-shirt): Well this probably doesn't help matters.
by CrashJE June 23, 2010
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cutesy in the face

A woman with a sexy body but a delicately featured face.
She's got a hot body, but she's cutesy in the face. It's a mismatch.
by nick1091 October 21, 2010
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Face-Sad

The act of becoming sad and/or depressed when viewing pictures on Facebook where all the people seem to be having fun and you're sitting at home...on Facebook.
Was checking out my ex on Facebok yesterday. She's always going out partying and having fun without me, it made me Face-Sad.
by Jarlso October 21, 2010
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Face Dialing

When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.
I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!
by LocalBiz June 7, 2010
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