double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Albert Breaker

He’s the best!

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.

by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021

to break

When you've pushed down your feelings and built a stable-seeming facade around them, and something breaks that facade, causing you to let out those feelings (by e.g. crying)

"I yearned for affection for so long, when she went through my hair, I started to break. In fact, I was ugly crying."

by NoNameDict November 24, 2021

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

Tennessee breakfast

When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.

by Mike Dunham December 2, 2021

Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat

We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break

by Panobrownies January 16, 2022

Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022