Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.

Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.

by Man on Mountain September 4, 2010

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

Taco Meat

A boy who wear the same sweatshirt everyday to school and who once dated a female of Spanish descent. Every time this boy walks around the smell of taco meat is lifted and propelled throughout the air.

Kid1: yo look, it’s Taco Meat again

Kid2: OMG bro, ur right , I can smell him from here

Kid 3: yea , and he’s wearing that same sweatshirt again

by Jake possum November 2, 2017

Meat stick

Meat stick is an alternate name for a guy's penis.

Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!

Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015