Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

Art School Diet

habitual diet of hipsters and art school students; ONLY consuming coffee and cigarettes .

Fuck the freshman 15, I'm on the art school diet

by ihatedogs July 18, 2010

School For Advanced Suffering

The name students of Special Forces Assessment and Selection 'lovingly' refer to it as. Three weeks of hell that includes: running, ruck marching, land navigation, and the dreaded Team Week.

Also the first step in soldiers' training to become US Army Special Forces soldiers, known as the Green Berets.

I'm so glad we somehow made it through the School For Advanced Suffering.

Wow! You did? Did you get selected there?

I did.

by studentofthegame May 15, 2011

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

Westland High School

Westland the most ghetto school there is on the west side also known for the poorest school on the WestSide. Even tho it’s known for the best fights there people still find a way to cause problems or even get cloutfrom others, And don’t get me started on the teachers there especially the ones that always ask to put our hoods down instead of worrying about school shooters. Anyways the people their aka THOTS at Westland especially the freshman will suck a niggas dick for free if you ask politely. But if the thot is a senior then they’ll do it for $20 cause they to broke to get a job. And lastly don’t get me started on the fake hood niggaz that think they are 4k Trey. But at the the end of the day everyone will never change and will still continue with I be the same person the next day :)

I heard Westland High School is full of broke people

by 2gayniggaskissin🖤🖤 May 21, 2019

battlefield middle school

A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.

Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school

Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!

by fuxk.bitxhes June 1, 2019

Wickliffe High School

Small school located in Ohio with about 450 kids. The school is made up of 50% of teen juulers/druggies, 40% of weird lesbians, 10% of normal people. Wick high has a constant juuling problem, so if you ever want a hit just hit up one of the many girls in the handicap stall in the bathroom a.k.a. "The Juul Room" desperately waiting for more people to join them in the stall.

Did you hear about all those girls juuling in the bathroom at Wickliffe High school?

by blueDevil21 June 4, 2019