Beans

♪Beans, beans the musical fruit ♪
♪ The more you eat ♪

♪The more you ♪ (farts)

♪ Everybody now ♪ (farts)

I went and ate in Olive Garden with my classmates and sing the beans beans the musical fruit from that one loud house episode (fed up). The waiters were really mad and kicked me out because of the farting

by EMD F59PHI August 13, 2024

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Boy bean

A term to describe the clitoris of a trans masc.

Ugh, that guy couldn't find my boy bean!!

by AppleJerk August 14, 2024

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beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

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