Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Mexican blow dart

The act of inserting a cocain filled straw in one’s anus. And blowing it inside.

Barry, copped a Maccas straw full of Columbian bugga suggaa in the balloon knot. Therefore he experience the Mexican blow dart.

by Bin rat October 5, 2025

Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body

Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel

by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025

Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.

Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??

by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025

Mexican Willy

When you eat a girl ass and squeeze a lemon on her asshole

Dude, i served my girl a mexican willy last night

by Yanx November 17, 2025

Mexican twister

An act of someone twisting a penis with greasy fingers

I gave my son a Mexican twister, he loved it

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Mexican Christmas

“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.

The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.

“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”

by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025