9-to-5 job

Something that you do sooo often on a daily basis that it literally becomes your akcual 9-to-5 job.

Example sentence: I can't imagine binge-watching YouTube becoming my literal 9-to-5 job from 0.0001 seconds after I lose the self-control not to subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels in a row.

by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025

Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.

"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"

by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017

plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 8, 2007

pupil job

The act of penetrating someones eyes, particularly the centre.

"Denji wants to give Makima a Pupil job"

by Japanese Flag Lover March 6, 2024

Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

by Griggle May 25, 2024

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis

Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again

by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018