jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.

Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!

by Chew baca September 10, 2013

payback pepper jack

While in the act of having sex with your girlfriend who cheated on you, you spray pepper spray or rub hot sauce on the condom and continue to have sex with her.

Hey did you hear Mark found out Veronica cheated on him. He gave her the old payback pepper jack. That shit was spicy.

by Vida February 28, 2014

breakfast fap-jack

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

William Jack Poulter

William Jack Poulter is a british actor. He is one of the most respectful and kind male actors you could ever know! He stands for the LGBTQ, black, POC, trans, and disabled youth. And on top of that he's a feminist! He uses his platform to help others and rarely posts about himself!! He is 100% the most selfless celebrity in the world! He deserves everything and anything he wants + more. He has beautiful eyes, a stunning height, and perfect facial structure. His eyebrows are to die for. He's an outstanding actor and has made a difference in all of his supporters lives.

Hey who is that one perfect-?

William jack poulter!!

Do you know what what movie William Jack Poulter stared in?

We are the Millers? Kids in love? The maze runner? The maze runner: Death Cure? Detroit?

by Olivia07 July 10, 2022

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!

by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011

couldn't see jack

couldn't see anything

move i couldn't see jack

by Simaj October 7, 2007