productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

Snead Fart

A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.

He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?

by Sarah joshypoo September 10, 2011

Rainbow fart

When a man farts out the juices that another man released in his rectum after gay sex

Hey man last night was fun, but I rainbow farted when I got home and my girlfriend got really jealous.

by Mommyspeepee326 November 10, 2020

Fart cum

You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.

I did a fart cum with my mom.

by Niggerscanhavesexwithdildos April 13, 2021

Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Japanese Fart Porn

Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you

Is that blonde gay watching Japanese Fart Porn?

by Jwidjjjsjk April 16, 2020

post coital fart

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009