Josiah D Proffit

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.
John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
by mr.caseYHS May 19, 2021
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D-Dubz

"We be D-Dubz, Stuff the police, We just got served!"
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(D²)ad

Sometimes referred to as a Disposable Daddy, a D Squared Dad is a person that insist on keeping their f*ckboy/f*ckgirl tendencies despite being in a different dating class that has different set priorities than they realize. Usually they are constantly looking to get laid by someone in order to prove to themselves that they "still got it" and to eventually become a leech on any and everyone they come into contact with. Love and loyalty are usually just words to them rather than actual concepts.
Woman 1: Hey does the new clerk at work seem like a Disposable Daddy to you?
Woman 2: Oh, they are definitely a D Squared Dad. I heard they go to they bare every weekend to hook up with anyone they're able to manipulate. Usually they tell people they're an Influencer on Vacation and they could make people famous if they have the talent.
Woman 1: Gross! Can't believe that line actually works for them. That's definitely a (D²)ad for sure.
by Rouge Veil April 14, 2024
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d-ja wheel?

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.
Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬
by utardedcunt May 08, 2024
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Yote(d)

Note: Yoted or yote is acceptable; they are interchangeable
Def 1. Past tense verb: The past tense of yeet/another form of yeeted.
Def 2. Verb: To pull toward oneself violently and/or suddenly.
Def 2. He yote(d) that ten pound bass!
Def 1. The football player yote(d) the football 80 yards!
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Yote(d)

Def 1. (verb past-tense): Past tense of yeet.
Def 2. (verb): To violently pull towards to.
Note: Either yote or yoted is fine. They both mean the same thing and are interchangeable.
Def 1. The football player yote(d) the football 80 yards.
by Chaconut November 21, 2020
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short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.
Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
by Joyceepoocroo May 06, 2024
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