You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
by Martha "jail-bird" Stewart January 1, 2007
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by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "
And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "
And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.
by StalinWraith May 20, 2010
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1. Penis is cut previously or during the sex process; ejaculation occurs whilst blood is pouring over the eye of the penis and ejaculate plus blood is then sprayed onto titties, face and/or back of random bitch.
2. Bitch on period engages in sexual intercourse, whilst man meat of her male counterpart is covered in chunky period blood, he removes said penis and erupts in a violent and convulsive orgasm onto her titties, back and/or whore-like face.
1. Penis is cut previously or during the sex process; ejaculation occurs whilst blood is pouring over the eye of the penis and ejaculate plus blood is then sprayed onto titties, face and/or back of random bitch.
2. Bitch on period engages in sexual intercourse, whilst man meat of her male counterpart is covered in chunky period blood, he removes said penis and erupts in a violent and convulsive orgasm onto her titties, back and/or whore-like face.
by Rimo January 23, 2009
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I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.
by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007
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