Cake

Oscars ass

Dam look at oscars cake

by Rajan nnn April 16, 2021

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)

oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too

by kennythemoron October 23, 2023

Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)

Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!

by pooter man May 17, 2010