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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
mugGet the Buttering the Crumpetsmug.

man butter

by bad bitch mommy September 20, 2019
mugGet the man buttermug.

butter and navahay

Butter and Navayah are friends that meet though a friend but they have a secret that their hiding from a friend of theirs and they are try to keep the secret a secret.
There go butter and navahay.
Butter and Navayah have a secret.
by Y.F.A August 13, 2024
mugGet the butter and navahaymug.

Butter

When something is really good kind of like bussin
That’s so butter!
by Claire 2022 January 2, 2022
mugGet the Buttermug.

Buttered Cracker

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk
by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019
mugGet the Buttered Crackermug.

Butters

To describe something or someone weird or ugly.
You look butters
by Agebodymindsoul August 29, 2020
mugGet the Buttersmug.

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.
by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019
mugGet the Buttering the breadmug.

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