I feel like dog

Colloquial phrase short for "I feel like dogshit." It means 'I don't feel well" physically, mentally, or both.

"Hey man, how are you doing?"
"Doing fine, hbu?"
"Not so well, man. I feel like dog right now."

by TheUltimateCunningLinguist April 16, 2022

Take my like and leave

Its a phrase used to be passive-aggressive when completing someone and leaving a “like”.

Commenter: “INSERT SMART BUT FUNNY COMMENT HERE”
Replier: “Take my like and leave!”

by Aleckzander the Worst April 19, 2022

likes the fortnite skin aura

likes the fortnite skin aura

likes the fortnite skin aura

by likes the fortnite skin aura February 15, 2022

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 20, 2020

Down bad like Mask

To be atrociously, disastrously, appallingly, horrendously horny

I may be HOM sometimes, but I'll never be Down bad like Mask

by notDiamondBusterrr January 28, 2021

spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy

Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021

I like to feed the ducks

Girls these days, with those duck lips and all!

On a tinder profile:
Motorcycle muscles
I like to feed the ducks.

Private 👁

by Dick Bowtie May 8, 2021