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Monkey Beat

To team up on a single person with about two others, who most likey curled up on the ground but can be standing, and to slap then over and over. Usually used for everyone's amusement.
Jesse, Curtis and I all monkey beat Anthony
by Mars November 21, 2004
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piss monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.
God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?
by XopsX June 12, 2003
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monkey butt

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003
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Tape Monkey

Miguel's new role in IT
What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.
by The Boss April 4, 2005
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cheese monkey

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.
Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.
by Smythee September 17, 2008
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pajama monkey

(For lesbians) While laying in bed wearing, pajamas, rip a hole in vaginal area and stick arm in there. While doing that, stick a toy figurine of a money up the other woman's anus (preferrably Abu from Aladdin).
PERSON #1: "I'll give you five dollars if you you two chicks make out!"

PERSON #2: "I'll give you thirty if you two come to my house and give each other pajama monkeys!"
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Green Monkey

A species native to the planet Yina. In appearence, they resemble lean, tall gorillas, with bright green fur, and large pointed ears.

Unforturnately, most of these extremely intellegent creatures have been taken as slaves.
Perhaps it is a matter of time before the Green Monkeys band together and fight for their rights.
"I took a green monkey into my bed chamber and had my way with him."
by Mistress of Melk December 9, 2008
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