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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

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Urban Dictionary.

You decided to type "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary. To be honest, good job. You're a failure and a disappointment to society.
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urban dictionary

a website intended to allow genuine human collaboration, to doccument the meanings of words, it has, however, become a haunt for degenerates to share innuendo, while using the most diabolical names in their examples
gwynneth: yo, davin, did you check out the word of the day on the urban dictionary?
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me
by gunkwiththefunk April 11, 2024
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Website that knows everything. It rejects legit everything I try to add so now Im trying this. Its full of dirty shit and is the perfect way to tell your kid what sex is
by Skittles_07 December 21, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

I am going to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a microwave is.
by Can’t bother to make a name February 26, 2023
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