The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.
Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
by SAFDNV June 29, 2010
by Cretioon September 02, 2021
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
by MadResults December 23, 2024
When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
by Nutterbutterfart March 05, 2020
"I hear Victor is getting fired. Let's go walk past his office." "DAMN! Stop being so nosy. You trifle butter hoe."
by TeaBeenDrank March 09, 2018
by lj2015 November 05, 2015
by FabAsh July 06, 2023