jesus fuck

a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone

"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."

"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."

"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"

"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"

by zack love April 9, 2008

douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!

by Bonus April 19, 2005

fuck the system

A great and wierd song about bringing down a corrupt government sung by "System of a Down." The lyrics are powerful and true.

WAR! Fuck the System! WAR! Fuck the System! Fuck the System! WAR! Fuck the System! WAR! I need to fuck the sys. I need to fuck the sys. I need to fuck the sys...You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit.
I need to fuck the system! I need to fuck the sys! I need to fuck the system! We all need to fuck the system!

by Dave SOAD November 20, 2006

fuck faces

the faces that you make when she is wearin yo ass out ...the faces she make whe you are layin pipe to dat ass

"Man I was hittin that ass ,it was so good we started exchangin Fuck Faces ....
also ...rap song by Houston Rapper Scarface

by Big Dread September 20, 2006

Fuck Belly

When a girl who has clearly gained relationship weight has decent amounts of sex, resulting in belly bulge.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Hayley?
Guy 2: Yeah, she got a major case of fuck belly.
Guy 1: Yeah, that cow's being pounded.

by shnookie shnoor November 26, 2011

Fuck Knuckle

General term for somebody who is an useless idiot, ignorant, highly unpopular, or hated.

Commonly used by Australians to describe people in positions of responsibility who are incompetent.

Worker #1 - The boss says we have to make 34 more panels but we've only got two hours till knock off time ...

Worker #2 - Yeah right, what a fuck knuckle!

by Notorious S.T.I.F.F June 30, 2011

Jobless Fuck

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.

Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*

by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009