part-time friendship

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship

vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.

by domeafavorandkillme August 2, 2022

Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.

"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.

by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023

Lizard Dance Time

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above

"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"

by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020

Russian time-bomb

A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.

Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!

by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021

Mr. My Time

Someone that only wants to see you and/or talk to you on THEIR time...When it's good for THEM. They want you to be there when they want you, but that action is NOT reciprocated. Teases you & tells you no all day

Mr. My Time wants what he wants when he wants it

by #dangitwoman April 24, 2017

part-time fuckboy

a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy

That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.

by slutsrock May 14, 2016

part-time whore

A person who sleeps around on the weekend when intoxicated, to get intoxicated.

Scottys being a Part-time whore this weekend

by tja5683 September 16, 2018