Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

BEANS

Ohhh and the BEANS!!!

Oh and the Beans is also put in your mooouuthh.

by Ohhh and the Beans April 8, 2022

bean

bean is yes bean is life

BEAN!!

by yeet boi 2.0 February 22, 2021

bean hole warrior

Bean hole is the window on your cell in jail / prison. Bean hole warrior is someone who talks a lot of trash when the door is locked and nobody can get to him.

As the guard walked by serving breakfast the inmate screamed obscenities of what he would do to him, the guard said you’re a pretty tough bean hole warrior! Wait till the doors open..

by Hardgore October 14, 2023

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

Bean bean

A Spanish man, or boy that is categorized as a faggot as well, sometimes called Sam, and derived from the common derogatory term - beaner-

Guy- yo bean bean grab me a taco

Bean bean- fuck you that's not my name

by Beabeay June 19, 2017