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douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
by Bonus April 19, 2005
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fuck the system

A great and wierd song about bringing down a corrupt government sung by "System of a Down." The lyrics are powerful and true.
WAR! Fuck the System! WAR! Fuck the System! Fuck the System! WAR! Fuck the System! WAR! I need to fuck the sys. I need to fuck the sys. I need to fuck the sys...You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit.
I need to fuck the system! I need to fuck the sys! I need to fuck the system! We all need to fuck the system!
by Dave SOAD November 20, 2006
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fuck faces

the faces that you make when she is wearin yo ass out ...the faces she make whe you are layin pipe to dat ass
"Man I was hittin that ass ,it was so good we started exchangin Fuck Faces ....
also ...rap song by Houston Rapper Scarface
by Big Dread September 20, 2006
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Jobless Fuck

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.
Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*
by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009
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fucking fucklebucks

term used to curse, to express anger, disappointment, annoyance..
oh fucking fucklebucks...!
by longy999 December 20, 2010
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flea fucked

"I bought an eighth off Billy's little brother, and look at it ... there can't be more than a teenth here!"

"It looks like you've been flea fucked, mate!"
by The Turtle's Head November 19, 2007
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Fuck Hunting

To fuck hunt or be fuck hunted; The modern word for romance. The daily routine of fucking and fucking off.

Arrogant men will say "I don't hunt the fuck, the fuck comes to me"

Always be the hunter, never the hunted.

Be wary of being Fuck Hunted when out in bars/clubs/the streets etc, it can happen anywhere. They may pay for cab home but they won't call you and you have been fucked hunted. You have been warned.
"Hey Larry, wanna come fuck hunting tonight?"

Jessica: "Oh my god i got fuck hunted last night"
by Mcnaughty&Minxy May 6, 2008
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