God is a bitch
by The first trollage April 16, 2024
by millyiscool August 15, 2021
The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you
Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
by SabrxnaWolf February 18, 2021
The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.
"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"
"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"
"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"
by I ain't telling you, stupid August 06, 2022
by Feitan's_only_wife_ January 13, 2021
child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
by annoyingcrow March 06, 2022