Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants it's a famous quote from Phineas and Ferb

I jump like that because there are simp

by Platypus controlling me October 18, 2020

SIMP

Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX

Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.

by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

You like someone way too much and you would do anything just to date them

"Bro I really like Alyssa she's cute"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"

"SIMP"

by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021

Simp

Emilie Dawn Jolley

She does everything for that girl. She’s such an Emilie Jolley.

Simp

by Sambam01 September 10, 2021

SIMP-recruiter

A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.

Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.

Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?

by urmumhascorona May 3, 2020

simp

me

me a simp

by kittyco animated YT July 29, 2020