My name Jeff

The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.

1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best

by Lucca Jeffrey star May 16, 2021

j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.

I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet

by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

my future job

Prostitute.

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute

by Yeallow goyyy 😼❤❤❤💥💥💥 December 6, 2022

My Red Person

Someone that has been by your side since the day you met them. Someone that’s always had your back in good times and bad. Someone that you love and love hard for. Someone that can’t be replaced no matter what. Someone you trust with your life. And seen you at your worst and best with no judgment. Your red person is very straight up so no sugar coating nun. You can be your full self around them. They are goofy, slow, smart, best driver. DEFINITELY A R.O.D.

Best friend: You are my red person bro.

Other best friend: your what?
Best friend: my red person

by Reaj July 14, 2023

illegals in my yard

illegals in my yard
illegals in my yard
throw them some pesos and they work so hard

foo: "yo what u listenen to"
bar: "illegals in my yard"
foo: "what the fuck"

by superduper8z July 27, 2023

giggling in my boots

when something is really funny even if you aren’t wearing boots.
used like an “lol”, “lmao” etc

person1: yo that video was so funny

person2: i know it’s got me giggling in my boots

by poopydoopyhead123 January 31, 2022

Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 7, 2009