Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.

Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?

by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022

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Laguna Middle School

A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.

Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.

AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School
AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱

by thatonefuckingbozo October 6, 2022

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Felicity Middle School

Full of little midgets that keep their legs wide open, ever enter the bathroom loads of smoke leaves from the Vapes, kids higher than Jesus in class, 50 year old Men and Women teaching kids, poorer than a trailer park, food looking like it costed 50 cent

Felicity Middle School

by Felicity Middle School October 21, 2022

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Bagley middle school

Welcome to where Mexicans and Country kids mix. We got shitty food Shitty teachers but a few which are ok themselves.

We got weed and vapes for sale. Watch out for kids beacuase this school has over 1000 kids. This school is shaped so weird with some of the weirdest kids that look like they just came out of a meth lab.

Bagley middle school is a shitty school

by hgjxbc,kmskdvnkj;,. October 26, 2022

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dumbarton middle school

This has a bunch of ugly ass mother fuckers who have nothing better to do but suck dick and act gay. Have the kids at this bitch ass school either are under 4 feet or are a fucking giant. It’s amazing how many fucking fights happen at that school. Kids who are like 10 think it’s a good idea to beat the shit out of their classmates for fun. The teachers are even worse. At some point at that school you’re bound to get dress coded. Oh and also, it has a fucking blue ribbon.

Wow that’s a huge Dumbarton middle school Colin.

by Minesbigga November 4, 2022

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summitvue middle school

The hell of all hell. If you are going here expect the worst. I have seen people fucking in the bathroom (not in a stall). People huddling up in the back of the library to have cumming sessions. It only gets worse. The sixth graders are always annoying as hell and are hella short. Most teachers suck ass and you get in trouble for the dumbest shit. Over all, go to a new school.

I want to kill myself after going to summitvue middle school

by Summitvuesucksass November 16, 2022

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