Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).

Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.

by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025

scam job

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!

Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!

by Wolf77 February 11, 2023

plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 8, 2007

Warm-Up Job

The Act Of Putting Both Hands Inside And Or Down Pants?Sweatpants To Warm Them Up.

Bro It Was So Fucking Cold So I Gave Myself A Warm-Up Job.

by RedRayvyn November 5, 2011

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.

steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.

by MasterCobra September 21, 2019