Slobber job

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.

Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.

by mikethewizard August 6, 2018

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.

Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.

by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018

Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job

Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"

by Shaddrick January 24, 2019

job

job is the shy guy in the corner of the party type boy, but when you walk up to him and start talking with him, you will notice that he is the cutest, most handsome guy in the area.

girl 1: omg did you see job at the party last night.
girl 2: no i did not see him at all,
girl 1: omg he is so cute & sexy, o look here he come...
girl 1: faints

by 38dre4mz January 29, 2019

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019