ass donut

After taking a long shit, when you stand up and have the shape of the toilet seat in your ass flesh

Dude! After eating that Taco Bell, I took a huge dump, and I had a massive ass donut when I stood up!

by SpoonThief July 23, 2008

ass vacuume

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

by blake September 28, 2003

ass gobbler

One who gets on your last nerve

Damn, My history teacher is an ass gobbler

by Big Goy June 8, 2004

ass wrangler

One who engages in the act of anal sex by which a lasso is fastened around the woman's throat and then strangled by it while the male pumps her ass full of juice as if to wake her up from being strangled.

After Jill passed out, Jeff decided that he would never be an ass wrangler again.

by Jamison February 16, 2005

tight ass

Someone who has something up their butt. Tight asses generally don't enjoy anything fun, spontanious, or interesting.

Matt: Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tonight? We're going to get so wasted!

Jack: No thanks, what if we get in trouble!

Matt: Whatever. Stop being such a tight ass.

by Missouri March 18, 2008

scary ass

A cooler way of saying scardy cat.
it means that the person that it is told to, is scared to do something.

"i dont wanna rob that bank"
"ah scary ass, get outta here then..."

by pooya April 4, 2005

office ass

A piece of ass that you would only consider hitting because it is at work and there isn't much else to compare it to. Outside of work, you probably wouldn't look at twice, unless you've had several beers.

I saw Kristen from accounting out the other night, and she doesn't look that good in a bar full of other hot chicks. I think she's just office ass.

by Danny__G. October 3, 2007