simp

Oliver

When he sees Tixy

Oliver-"I will make you a 6hr Fortnite map my dearest Tixy because I am a simp !"
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."

by Simp for Tixy October 12, 2020

simping

jeffo is a simp

jeffo is simping for skye

by SkyeleeBeibz November 28, 2022

Simp

Alexander Verbesey

“I don’t even like her anymore”
“No Alexander, you are just a simp”

by Happjficifj September 26, 2021

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Simp

Nick is a faggot little simp.

“Nicks off fuckin fatties again.”

“Holy shit he’s a fuckin simp.”

by Pussy getter 69 February 20, 2020

Simp

S:super
I:into

M:mashed

P:potatoes

"Man I'm a simp:

by Snek in ma boot December 19, 2020

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021