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Simp

You are a simp ( meaning you are an Andrew )
by Jik123 April 23, 2024
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Simp

An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!
Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.
by written anonymously. October 30, 2020
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country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.
Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.
by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021
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simp

To act as a simpleton. Normally used to ridicule the behaviour of people which act based on impulse instead of conscious thought.
some teen: wow that lady has got curves, I shall restructure my whole life's priorities around her
chad: simp more pls
by skinnerrrr November 19, 2020
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Simp

A guy who puts too much effort to grt into a relationship with someone who sees them just as a friend.
Yogev is simping Noa so hard! Doesn't he understand that he only sees him as a friend!
by Romi Kl. August 31, 2023
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by weird_explosions May 12, 2020
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Simp

A person who is overly nice (only to girls) for no reason. A simp is NOT a gentleman. The only simping that is ok is if you once in a while simp to your girl because you want something from her and/or want to hook up.
Holly (girl) is looking for a seat at a dinner party...
Hey Holly, do you want to take my seat? (Adam says)

Adam, you are a major Simp. You probably have 3 total friends.

You deserve a chair to the face.
by John Booker Routledge November 30, 2020
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