John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 19, 2023

Warren John Sparkle

That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).

Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin

Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.

by Rando0912 April 17, 2021

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

John Huggies

a mysterious british detective from 1870 who love tickling men

john huggies got revived by Dr. Jeffery Alvin Epstein in P. Diddy’s basement

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020

John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019