Dumber than a box of rocks

Extremely dumb.

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box

The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .

Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!

by X!ON July 26, 2024

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

X-box

A vagina

We made out for a while, then I put it in her x-box.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) June 26, 2022

Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.

Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.

by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017