Proud Meat

Anything left over at the top after you grip your dick with two hands.

He loved showing off his proud meat.

by Sexiimexii August 19, 2024

teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.

Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!

by Cail oof February 1, 2024

crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!

roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT

by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 13, 2023

Meat snot

Meat snot, also known as pre-cum is a small amount of snot like fluid that comes out of your penis when you're turned on, but before you cum.

"Oh baby, I can tell you are turned on from all the meat snot in your shorts."

by Kelly Nicole May 19, 2022

Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.

Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).

by doodxor July 21, 2003

Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long

Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!

by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019