The life of a showgirl

Taylor swifts latest album, released last Friday at the time of writing this

The life of a showgirl to swifties is the equivalent of a new iPhone or iPad to Apple lovers

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 7, 2025

bye ur life

bye ur life is like when your mad instead of saying fuck you you say bye ur life but not in a serious argument

gigi: mia lets go dance
mia: i don’t wanna dance rn
gigi: bye ur life

by fuckmybabydaddy December 24, 2023

life

benjikrol and jeyjeygardi because thats the only reason to live for me really

my life is a mess but i have benjey in it for me to continue

by anotheruser409 November 18, 2019

Da meaning of life

Reproduction.

"im gonna go do da meaning of life to my girlfriend"

"ok thats cool."

by Ugandana February 18, 2018

Life

A meaningless black hole. From birth to death, it's torcher. What makes me laugh is that you searched this up, looking for the meaning of life. There is NONE.

Life sucks.

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Inequality of Life

Life's punishment. When you had too much quality of life, so you get inequality.

Me: Opens 57727 chests
What I get: 56344 commons, 826 uncommon, 6 epics, and 0 legendaries
Me: Erupts into a hell hole
Me, aftermath: Fucking Inequality of life... Why does it just exist?

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

Sea Life

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'

Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."

by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020