Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Octopus expansion

The best DLC in history, yes better than the land DLC for fish that led to our existence. However, you bought the fitness DLC for the game that is life. You let an 8-ball fall, test fucking failed

Octopus expansion, better known as be a fucking octoling or perish is the best. You disliked this, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021

primary export

A regions richest resource in terms of buy and trade.

Some economists may describe a country’s gross domestic product as being defined by its primary export.

by Greased mics March 28, 2021

UV Express

A white van that contains seating for usually 16 or 18 people. Usually found in the Philippines as an altrnative for the jeepney. It is a point-to-point service that never loads passengers unless it's at its final destination. It is usually airconditioned.

Let's ride a UV Express home.

by LetItRip016 April 6, 2021

LTN_Explained

A user on Twitter who is dedicated to explaining the post made by LukeTheNotable.

" Hey, who is that?"

"Oh, that's LTN_Explained!"

by Rbcrusher1221 May 17, 2021

Impossible expectations

Expecting a team that doesn't have all their players to make the playoffs.

Nobody thought the Hornets would make the playoffs after halfway through the season, because nobody had impossible expectations (except one of their opponents, who always has great expectations of everyone about everything, because everything has to be uber competitive enough for her).

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021