crush your nuts

What someone does to your manhood to dominate and feminize a man.

If I wanted to make you scream like a girl, I'd crush your nuts

My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.

That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me

by SamE84 July 5, 2008

what's your poison

1. A query as to one's preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one's preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one's preference in women

1. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me some mother fuckin' crack!

3. Alfred: What's your posion?
Rudyard: I likes me the big-titty bitches yo!
Alfred: Word!

by puma_blues March 29, 2004

Blow your horn

to ejaculate in a woman

"man, that girl has her tubes tied" "aww, so you can blow your horn huh?"

by Scottie P. September 13, 2006

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

play with your heart

Flirt extremely hard with someone, when you clearly know you don't like the person you are flirting with.

Holding someone's hands, and kissing their cheeks, but not going further, and making a dude really anxious for something to happen. Then you realize they are trying to play with your heart

Ex 2: Danielle who likes to play with your heart

by acm1899 December 21, 2013

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

toss your salad

To mix up a salad. What else did you think it meant?

Husband: "Hey honey, want me to toss your salad?"
Wife: "Sure! That'd be great."

by babychar August 22, 2011