scrap god

a god of money (but not much money), blesses you with small fortunes

I’d like to thank the scrap god for this nug of weed on the floor

by gay4lifendlove January 25, 2019

GOD IS COMING

GOD IS COMING SOON , please turn to Our Heavenly Father . He sent His only Son to die on the Cross for OUR sins

GOD IS COMING SOON; TURN TO HIM

by herbestii May 9, 2022

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

god

also known as, sky daddy or sky wizard

"omg god looks so old"
"you mean sky daddy"

by literally stop February 22, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.

Hila: "Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
Ethan: "Good morning and God bless Hila!"

by ZUCCING ZOINKS May 22, 2018

Joe god

Joe god part boi

Joe god is here

by TreesBeGreen October 17, 2020