MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Flowing Water

Water that is either flowing up and down or considered a wave or either just a way to say how the water is flowing down a river or a huge deep down from a large mountain of water.

Hey Dave Look! its Flowing Water across the whole town!

by misutu August 1, 2023

Water

The most toxic substances on Earth. Study show that anyone who drank water will died in the next 200 years.

Water is so toxic, my friend drank a cup of it and 10 days later, died in a car accident.

by PassiveShadela March 6, 2023

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

Push Water

To cry.

Girl, your words almost made me push water.

by Brainteaser November 6, 2017

water wednesdays

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.

Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays

by Rey1119 November 28, 2012

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020