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by anonymous November 6, 2020
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Simp

A word used to describe when a man wants a female, but only the male side does everything.
A normal relationship normally works because both sides like each other, but #simping is only the male side liking the opposite, while the female having no interest in the male side. The male side normally simps because he only wants coochie, and he wants is NOW.
Crowd of ppl: having a conversation.
Random dood on the streets: has a ton of balloons on his hand and happily skipping towards a hous
Crowd: "oh look it's a simp".
by DDTC64 March 24, 2020
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Simp

That's a big simp it must be a bailey! 🤡
by ISimpForLucy May 8, 2021
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Simp

Someone who is just a simp. End of
Baker is a simp. He’s obsessed with FaceTiming his “girlfriend” even though she doesn’t like him like that
by Chippyt83 May 24, 2024
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Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.
Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
by The black shadow August 8, 2021
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Simp

A Chris who likes girls and wants to smash And only nice to them to smash
Chris is such a Simp he just wants to smash
by Hi2233434 July 6, 2020
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Simp

I am such a simp for rin okumura
by shiro. December 10, 2021
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