Simp

Someone who chooses a woman over the boys, something only a pleb would do.

Michael would rather talk to his girl then the boys, what a simp

by Coonman October 23, 2020

Simp

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.

(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.

by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021

Simp

Idubbz

I think it cool that my gf is doing a fans only im a simp

by Nxres April 8, 2020

Simp

A person who pays girls lots of money and is overwhelmed with happiness when the person they donated thousands of dollars to struggle to pronounce their name.

Simp: Holy shit she said my name! I knew it was worth donating $20K and getting kicked out of my grandma’s garage.

by Not_LoliHunter January 13, 2021

Simp

Someone that does way too much for someone they like. Especially girls. They will go around about asking girls out and getting rejected

Man, that dude's a simp

by Cho620 May 22, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants. Phineas and Ferb season 1 episode 16

S to the I to the mp. She’s got squirrels in her pants. Simp

by BRMthe1 May 8, 2020

Simpful

Is a female worthy of simping

Oh saoirse is very simpful

by Oogaboogalooga June 19, 2020